Members of Searching For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?

BEIJING—International Softball Federation officials met with the Netherlands softball team to explain the rules of the sport and provide...

ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every...

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

Ah, isn't summer just wonderful? Why, I could lay here all day, surrounded by my little forest friends, and never...

JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—-Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will watch any period film set within a strict historical time frame of...

NEW YORK—Mere seconds after a hotly contested rebound during a game between the vice president's biggest on-court rivals, a mishandled basketball rolled across the blacktop of "the Cage" before being brought to a stop by the wing-tipped foot of Dick Cheney.

EDINA, MN—Frank Noller, married father of two and advertising copywriter for Harton & North, extolled the virtues of family and parental...

Darling, I know we've been together for over 30 years, and we've always promised that we would never keep any secrets from each other. But I think...

Many homeowners are having to remove their new countertops because the granite in them has been found to emit hazardous levels of radon. What do...

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the...

According to newly released documents, chef Julia Child worked for the Office of Strategic Services, a U.S. spy agency, during World War II. What do...

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

DETROIT—Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he exacts...

ATLANTA—"If I get it, I get it," said one woman. "I'm not going to change my whole life around every time they come on TV and say something is bad for you."

RICHMOND, VA—Inciting further speculation that Virginia governor Tim Kaine would be named Sen. Barack Obama's running mate, snickering...

Americans drove 53.2 billion fewer miles in the past nine months than they did in a comparable period a year ago. What do you think?

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland